If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
Martin Guy is facing life in prison for wounding 3 SWAT officers and killing 1 after they attempted to enter his home with a “no-knock” warrant. He was unaware the men were officers; he assumed they were trespassers. The search warrant was for drugs-no drugs were found.
Daniel Martin called the cops for assistance and they killed him on his porch.
We are under attack…
"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"
hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends
uh, i feel like those types of posts are more suggesting people explore their identities rather than just sticking to a socially enforced norm? dont make transness this Exclusive Club… this makes people scared to explore their identities. like, come on. let people test other orientations out. let them try things on. if they dont like it they can go back to being straight and cis but dont discourage experimentation
I laughed way harder than I should have
DIY Skeleton Cannibal Meat and Cheese Platter from HeatherEve1234 on the Halloween Forum. For more Halloween food and drink ideas go here:halloweencrafts.tumblr.com/tagged/food
Large oval platter, covered with a bed of lettuce, laid out my (washed) plastic skeleton (found him at Wal-Mart I believe - 3’, bent his knees to fit all on the platter) filled his rib cage with meat (hard salami) and arranged the cheese slices around him. Used long fondue forks as serving utensils, they look sort of like spears or harpoons
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
I decided I needed to make my own advice/spirit animal.
I call him Advice-o-lantern.
THIS IS MY LIFE OMFG
I’m not saying this describes me…but only because I don’t want to incriminate myself.
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
i’m printing this out and posting it all over my base.